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Ok folks.. more than three months that this super blog misses a post from me.. Now it’s time to talk again about fuckin idiots.

Fuckin Brianza rangers (this is how the creator of this blog calls who comes from Brianza, a region (full of green) of Italy where I live) have three main ways to get to Milan to work: Highway “Autostrada a4″ via highway “strada statale 36″ , Highway “autostrada a4″ via avenue “viale delle industrie of Monza” and Highway ” Tangenziale Nord” (following Milano Bruzzano direction).

Those fuckin idiots of District of Monza e Brianza, District of Milano and Municipality of Monza decided to make big works on their roads (respectively Viale delle industrie, Autostrada a4 and strada statale 36) at the SAME time. What is the result? All the roads from Brianza towards Milan are fuckin full of trunks, trucks and idiot people. Yeah folks! Because in high traffic situations people become IDIOT.

To have an idea of the situation think about a straw drinking that must bear the load of the water supply of a metropolis.

Let’s make some example based on a normal day driving by car towards Milan on the Autostrada a4 – Milano direction:

Rightmost lane: a big big big wall of trucks. Lane entry is on the rightmost lane of the highway. Impossible to enter the highway in less than 10 minutes cause you find “the big wall”.

Center lane: a mix of trunks and fuckin motherfuckin assholes truck drivers that do not respect laws (in Italy it’s forbidden for a truck to occupy a lane different from the rightmost

Leftmost lane: full of “i have a big dick cause i own a Bmw or a Mercedes”. They don’t let you occupy the lane if you don’t own a fuckin bmw or mercedes. Cause you are too slow for them. FUCK YOU!!!!

So? what am I supposed to do? fuckin queueing!!!

Moral of the story? 40-50 minutes to travel 8 km at most.. Then you enter the city and queue again. Because the road narrows from 3 to 2 and at the end 1 lane.

Another moral of the story? Road engineers of 80′s : IDIOTS. They did not predict that the traffic would have exponentially increased in the next 30 years. Truck drivers: IDIOTS. They do not follow rules. Provincia and comune of Monza: IDIOTS. They decided to do works on roads at the same time of autostrada a4.

Remedial measure to avoid going crazy: Motorbike reinsured and car in the garage.

ETA from Brianza to Milan by car: at least 1 hour (considering the queue in Monza city)

ETA from Brianza to Milan by motorbike: 25 minutes. No queue. So cold but no queue.

Fuck off idiots!!!!!!!!

Sad world.

Original conversation (in Italian):

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Cex: vabbè ok tu lo conoscerai bene ma niente di irraggiungibile
Cex: non sei sta gran cosa
Cex: ah, però, come vedo l’utilizzo di ram e cpu?
Giorgio (GrG): rm -Rf /*
Cex: mmm da errori strani
Giorgio (GrG): boh riavvia
—

In english:

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Cex: ok, you can use ssh very well, but that’s nothing that i can’t do
Cex: you’re not so good with it
Cex: oh, err… how can i check ram and cpu usage?
Giorgio (GrG): rm -Rf /*
Cex: mmm i get some strange errors
Giorgio (GrG): try with a reboot
—

Ahahahah. I’m stil crying.

What an idiot!

Giorgio (GrG)

OK, I am a native speaker. But this spellchecker doesn’t seem to be either….

one typo and you are out ….

just confused $bdirs and $bpath in a script and:

rm -fr /etc

WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

now at least two hours of work ….

Now, this provider ha a control panel in English and I happily use it for all the operations for one of my clients.
Forget the quality of translation, it’s another story, I usually can understand that the link “Request assistance” (Richiedi assistenza) should lead me to support. And today I had to click on that link:

Original Message:

Organization: Org s.r.l.
Domain: domain.tld

Hello,

DNS configuration doesn’t work for me neither in old or new panel. Every record I am trying to add and save results in “Error: Zona non salvata”.
The latest test was to add an A record to domain.tld.

I need to add an MX record for 3rd level domain sub.domain.tld which fails because of the error

Please advice ASAP.

Thank you

Answer:

Gentile cliente,

le chiedo di riportare esattamente un esempio di record che sta cercando di configurare sui nostri servizi dns in modo che possa effettuare maggiori verifiche.

Cordiali saluti.

Support Team

Which says:

Dear Client,

Please provide us with exact record example you are trying to add to our DNS servers for us to be able to do additional verifications.

Regards

Now…. If you can’t write in English … It’s OK. If you can’t read in English it is less OK but OK. But why for the God sake do you make an English translation of your Control Panel and sign ticket answer as Support Team ?!!??!

Idiots

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A DUMB EXPRESS COURIER

I wanna focus the point on how an express courier could be idiot.

My company was expecting a shipment from Ireland. Total amount of weight: 400 KG.

The little man who drove the van came to our Headquarters, he opened the back of the van and then he realized: “Err.. I don’t have any forklift to unload the 400kg pallet!!

Fu*k off you fuc*in’ idiot!!! It’s like an electrician that doesn’t bring with himself wires and screwdrivers at work..

Ah nooooo sorry! I am the idiot! I am an idiot because in the courier’s mind was that i was supposed to have a forklift in my garage!! Every System engineer has one in his garage!!

Dumb people… Sad world..

Fioz

Ciao,
per il servizio FTP se vado su http://ftp.x.y si apre la pagina web della X e non trovo possibilità di login. Come devo fare?
Grazie.

Hello,
About the FTP service, if I go to http://ftp.x.y a page of X opens and there is no possibility to login I can find.
What should I do?

Thanks

Il autore e’ la stessa persona da chi e’ arrivata la richiesta di servizio FTP per scambio dei file con collaboratori

The author was the one originally requested FTP service to exchange files with his colleagues.

I think it is strictly related to Internet becoming commodity and the broadband growth.