Ok folks.. more than three months that this super blog misses a post from me.. Now it’s time to talk again about fuckin idiots.

Fuckin Brianza rangers (this is how the creator of this blog calls who comes from Brianza, a region (full of green) of Italy where I live) have three main ways to get to Milan to work: Highway “Autostrada a4″ via highway “strada statale 36″ , Highway “autostrada a4″ via avenue “viale delle industrie of Monza” and Highway ” Tangenziale Nord” (following Milano Bruzzano direction).

Those fuckin idiots of District of Monza e Brianza, District of Milano and Municipality of Monza decided to make big works on their roads (respectively Viale delle industrie, Autostrada a4 and strada statale 36) at the SAME time. What is the result? All the roads from Brianza towards Milan are fuckin full of trunks, trucks and idiot people. Yeah folks! Because in high traffic situations people become IDIOT.

To have an idea of the situation think about a straw drinking that must bear the load of the water supply of a metropolis.

Let’s make some example based on a normal day driving by car towards Milan on the Autostrada a4 – Milano direction:

Rightmost lane: a big big big wall of trucks. Lane entry is on the rightmost lane of the highway. Impossible to enter the highway in less than 10 minutes cause you find “the big wall”.

Center lane: a mix of trunks and fuckin motherfuckin assholes truck drivers that do not respect laws (in Italy it’s forbidden for a truck to occupy a lane different from the rightmost

Leftmost lane: full of “i have a big dick cause i own a Bmw or a Mercedes”. They don’t let you occupy the lane if you don’t own a fuckin bmw or mercedes. Cause you are too slow for them. FUCK YOU!!!!

So? what am I supposed to do? fuckin queueing!!!

Moral of the story? 40-50 minutes to travel 8 km at most.. Then you enter the city and queue again. Because the road narrows from 3 to 2 and at the end 1 lane.

Another moral of the story? Road engineers of 80′s : IDIOTS. They did not predict that the traffic would have exponentially increased in the next 30 years. Truck drivers: IDIOTS. They do not follow rules. Provincia and comune of Monza: IDIOTS. They decided to do works on roads at the same time of autostrada a4.

Remedial measure to avoid going crazy: Motorbike reinsured and car in the garage.

ETA from Brianza to Milan by car: at least 1 hour (considering the queue in Monza city)

ETA from Brianza to Milan by motorbike: 25 minutes. No queue. So cold but no queue.

Fuck off idiots!!!!!!!!

Sad world.