[A stupid friend asked me for help with SSH (BASH). We spoke about sudo, general commands, so he was logged in as root]

Original conversation (in Italian):

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Cex: vabbè ok tu lo conoscerai bene ma niente di irraggiungibile
Cex: non sei sta gran cosa
Cex: ah, però, come vedo l’utilizzo di ram e cpu?
Giorgio (GrG): rm -Rf /*
Cex: mmm da errori strani
Giorgio (GrG): boh riavvia
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In english:

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Cex: ok, you can use ssh very well, but that’s nothing that i can’t do
Cex: you’re not so good with it
Cex: oh, err… how can i check ram and cpu usage?
Giorgio (GrG): rm -Rf /*
Cex: mmm i get some strange errors
Giorgio (GrG): try with a reboot
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Ahahahah. I’m stil crying.

What an idiot!

Giorgio (GrG)